Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Dissolution by Rabbit

To me, humanity is not strictly human. I have encountered pigeon people, walrus people, and porpoise people. But rabbit people-–they are different.

I received a voicemail from a man who claimed to hold the answer to a famous academic controversy. He dropped tantalizing hints about a groundbreaking theory he had developed in secret. I supposed he was some eccentric amateur seeking to contact a renowned university professor well known in the field, someone like me.


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